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Post Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:14 pm

Funniest lyrics you know.

Hey, so whats the funniest lyrics youve found. mines from dethklok's hatredy

Please take my wife, Please take my wife
Then I'll take your wife, then I'll f**k your wife
Just a f**k joke, no it's kinda not
There's a little joke, every single shot
Fueled by hate
Await your fate
Your time has come to die on stage

Brutal.
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Post Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:16 pm

I fail to see the humor in that.
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Post Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:26 pm

Developers X 97

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE
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Post Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:13 pm

Metallica - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWCjLgF9uds



... I raped your mother today...
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Post Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:41 pm

This is a personal song i made thats funny when i rap it.
My love for you is second to none,
i tried to love another but it couldn't be done,
i'd love to ram your pu**y under the sun,
so i'll turn you around and you'll take it up the bum,
your be screaming with pleasure, screaming my name,
and your have to suck my D**K to keep me tame,
in your face is where i came,
my big round balls is what you blame,
my load is on your face,
you said you like the taste,
im still hard,
im still going,
mind finishing me off.......................................Darling?

English is boring...
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Post Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:47 pm

Holy s**t, it's a dinosaur.
Each of you has a remote to blow up the other boat. At midnight, I blow you all up. If, however, one of you presses the button, I'll let that boat live. So, who's it going to be: Harvey Dent's most wanted scumbag collection, or the sweet and innocent civilians? You choose. Oh, and you might want to decide quickly, because the people on the other boat might not be so noble.

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Post Tue Nov 17, 2009 6:27 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED_pU2oDnug

0:15 - 0:14.. WTH?

I couldn't watch this without bursting out laughing the first time I saw it.
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Post Tue Nov 17, 2009 6:35 pm

AdventWolf wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED_pU2oDnug

0:15 - 0:14.. WTH?

I couldn't watch this without bursting out laughing the first time I saw it.


That's terrible!

Is that your dad?
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Post Tue Nov 17, 2009 6:39 pm

Man that is the stupidest song I've ever heard, still makes me laugh.
And nah it's my brother.
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Post Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:04 pm

That song should be the new "Rick Roll"!
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Post Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:07 pm

It's been out for quite a long time..
I love it in "Stick Figures on Crack"
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Post Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:55 pm

Best song lyric:

I jerk off inside books and give life to words leaving concepts stuck together you probably never heard...

Artist: Immortal Technique
Song: Positive Balance
Album: Revolutionary vol 1
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Post Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:40 am

That's pretty good. :D
I like it!
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Post Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:13 pm

crait wrote:Metallica - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWCjLgF9uds



... I raped your mother today...
haha at Jason "freebird, freeebird.....

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