Brewology

hey so yesterday was april 1st (and today is my first post in a long time)
and I decided me and my friends should play quite the april fools joke on my mom
so I texted my mom and told her that im going to the hospital because I got hit by a car and broke my arm and walked to school.
so she left work early to come to the hosital and apperently she went to the hospital and asked where I was and the people told her I hadent checked in. so she went to the school to see if I was still there and to her suprise there was a giant banner me and my friends made saying "APRIL FOOLS!"

Then later if that wasnt enough for her to comprehend. I went skateboarding and went to my friends and my friend called her and told her I was being arrested (my friends dad is a cop so he helped me out with this one) so she came and started to cry on main street! and the cop brought me over and and I screamed in front ov my mom "APRIL FOOLS!"

You are an evil child.

Wow...

So your grounded like DCM right?

Yes, almost like he's a bad seed. I didn't have such a swell day on April Fools. One of my very best friends came up to work and let me know that his father had a stroke and probably wouldn't live past 24 hours... and he didn't. He was a great man and always witty and joking. It's almost fitting in a sense, but if I'm not around the next few days you swell folks know why.

Didn't mean to rape the topic either. I played a prank on my coworker. He bought over 100 DVD's a few weeks back and we brought them out to process them into the store. We also have a large scrap pile of scratched DVD's in the back of the store so I went and swapped the tubs that they were in while he was in the bathroom and when he came back he was like, "what the hell! Who bought these!". So I walked over to where we have the paperwork at and checked on it and I'm like, "How many are there?".... "Over 80 at least", he says. So then I show him the paper work and I'm like, "104 DVD's sound right?" ~ "yup", and I showed him that HE 'purchased' them and he was sweating bullets until about 2 minutes later when I asked him what day it was and then he got the picture

The owner would have had torn him a new one purchasing junk like that lol. It was a mild joke, but it was appropriate.

-DarkPacMan77-

Nope. my mom got her revenge and told me she won Metallica tickets for me and I freaked out and found out I asnt seeing them

-to DPM

DPM likes megadeth with the whole Sweating Bullets thing?

common expression, i believe

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