Brewology

Okay, we have an ant trying to eat the cake! But he can't die! One person posts why the ant didn't die from the previous post and then tries to kill the ant, themselves.
Example:

Person one: Ant is stepped on.

Person two: There was a hole in the shoe that the ant fit into.
The ant is thrown into the pool.

Person three: The ant lands on a floaty and the ant crawls out of the pool because it's touching the side.
I hit the ant with a hammer.

And it would continue like that. Be creative, whacky, funny.
I'll go first.

I stomped on the ant.

the ant did a slow motion dive and avoided your boot/shoe...
I set it on fire...

Was actually a fire ant so Fire makes it 5x bigger, so i hit with a Golf club.

You hit him, but the wind blew him back towards you.

i unload a shotgun on it.

but its a bullet proof Super ant. andit just make it more mad.

I guess then we'd have to use bug spray.

it lights the spray on fire, making it 10X bigger.

Now its a teenage mutant ninja ant (TMNA) and can bend air

tactical nuke

creates air vortex that becomes a neutralizer and renders the Nuke useless.

I set out money for the first person to be able to kill it... (put it on a hitlist)

Your hitman fell in love with the ant

I light it on fire

NO!! We've tried that, already! Dangit! Now he's even bigger!
Mudslide! Let's see him get out of that!

Becasue he is so big he opens mouth and engulfs the mudslide