The Jokes Thread.
The following posts contain some of the nastiest humor you can find on the web.
They also might contain strong and abusive language.
If you're a kid, do yourself a favour and get lost.
Thanks.
I'll start off.
There's a [male] bear and a rabbit in a forest. They're walking forward when a magical frog appears. He tells 'em, "I'll give each of you 3 wishes." The bear and the rabbit get excited.
The bear goes first - "I wish all the bears in this forest were female." The frog grants the wish.
The rabbit - "I want a helmet." The frog is shocked, and says, "you can wish for anything you want and you wish for a helmet?" The rabbit says "Yes." And so the rabbit gets a helmet
The bear says his second wish - "I wish all the bears in the country were female." The frog grants the wish.
The rabbit - I want a bicycle. The frog once again shocked, asks "A bicycle?! You could have anything you want!" The rabbit once again says he wants what he asked. The frog grants the wish.
The bear says his third wish - "I wish all the bears in the world were female!" The frog grants the wish.
The rabbit puts on his helmet, and says "I wish this bear was gay!" and jumps onto his bike and rides away.