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Post Fri Oct 15, 2021 6:05 am

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- Something origami does not work out for me in any way.
- Have you eaten for a long time?
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Post Fri Oct 15, 2021 6:05 am

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French cheeses cannot be imported, but French uranium waste is allowed. See, don't get confused.
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Post Fri Oct 15, 2021 6:06 am

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There are two ventricles in the heart of a man. One for vodka, the other for a snack.
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Post Fri Oct 15, 2021 6:06 am

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If foreigners send SMS messages for a child's operation, can the child be considered a foreign agent?
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Post Sun Oct 24, 2021 10:50 am

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In order not to anger poor people, expensive analogues of cheap drugs should be sold not in pharmacies, but in boutiques.
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Post Sun Oct 24, 2021 10:51 am

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Saxophonists, when kissing, always touch the vertebrae with their fingers.
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Post Sun Oct 24, 2021 10:51 am

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Zhiguli is when you are afraid to drown the car, because you think that it will no longer start.
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Post Sun Oct 24, 2021 10:52 am

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Russian officials have a belief that if in a conversation with Putin they say "thank you very much, Vladimir Vladimirovich" less than 5 times, the offshore company will fall off first, and then the donkey.
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Post Tue Oct 26, 2021 8:13 am

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When Igor finally quit drinking and smoking, his wife pointed out other shortcomings.
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Post Tue Oct 26, 2021 8:14 am

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Parents talking about their children:
- What kind of bedtime stories do you read to your child?
- Good ones, so that he falls asleep quickly. And you?
- Scary ones, so he won't ask to read them again.
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Post Tue Oct 26, 2021 8:15 am

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First they wanted to do compulsory vaccination, then the census, then Halloween. Then they decided to combine the two.
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Post Tue Oct 26, 2021 8:16 am

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I was sitting at home, and suddenly I heard some rustling in my closet. I opened it, and it was my wife's clothes going out of style.
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Post Tue Oct 26, 2021 8:16 am

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Sometimes I open my closet, look in it for a long time, and realize that two-thirds of the clothes I keep in case I go crazy!

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