Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:20 pm by doggfoodgangster
I am an unofficial expert on zombies and undead survival (:
this post will be long, short warning.
1. You just hear about the undead outbreak. Immediately go upstairs and fill all bathtubs and sinks, along with any containers you can find with water. Bring all neccesities from downstairs upstairs. If the outbreak is in its early stage, go to your nearest gun store and buy a muzzleloader, 2 pistols, and LOTS of ammo. A nice bow will work too because of the lack of sound when firing.
2. After bringing stuff upstairs, Destroy the stairway. This will keep your undead frends from getting to you. Having a nice rope ladder will also come handy if you need to get down. Make sure you have candles, batteries, flashlights, canned food, and books. Lots of books, because you will get bored.
3. If forced to leave your home because of the undead, fire, or other reasons, STAY AWAY from places like malls and stadiums. Best thing to do is to find another house, and repeat step 1 and 2. Churches can also make decent shelter, because most churches have heavy doors and windows 5-6 feet above the ground.
4. DO NOT BRING ANIMALS. animals make noise, take up food, and are a hassle to transport. Stick to your pet rock.
5.Transportation is easiest on bike, as chances are that roads will be blocked and on a bike it will be easier to get around.
Will continue with part 2 after a bit of thinking.
