a way to get sick

dose anyone know a way to get sick to stay home from school here is what i did

1. put a half a slice of bread in my mouth
2.a cookie
3.some chips
4.drink a glass of water but keep the water in your mouth don't swallow
5.once that is in your mouth go to where your parents are at and let it out

Food poisoning always works but that sh*t sucks

im a pretty good actor myself. So i act sick. Funny story. I was 'somewhat' sick along time ago (elementary) and decided to stay home. And my teacher at school saw that i wasnt there, so she got my best friend to call my house. And when he called, my grandpa picked up and told my friend that i wasnt home (i was upstairs sleeping at that time) and when i woke up, there was my principle out side, with cops all over the front yard. And since i wasnt really that sick, i acted that i was sick and got away with it, lol. My principle explained to me that i was filed kiddnapped LOL!

Wow thats intense i would be trippin hard if that happend

4.drink a glass of water

LMFAO!

I would swallow a razor blade.
You will go to the hospital, but you will miss alot of school.

Get up in the morning, with your mother near the bathroom enter, shut the door, pee and scream like hell. Tell her it burns like crazy when you urinate and stay home drinking water all day to flush out your system. She wont suspect you would make up health problems involving your penis. Let me know if it works.

shell mite say u got an std and say "see u were a fool not to wrap ur tool" but back on topic, what about the pennie under the tongue trick? i heard its supposed make the thermo temp go up but has anyone tried that?

I dont blame you jt I hate school too. lol man but I got like 3 more years. how many more years you have?

I would swallow a razor blade.
You will go to the hospital, but you will miss alot of school.

noooooo, thats too dangerous and painful!! what are you on man?

dont double post please. and jsut eat alot b4 ur parents wake up and then stick ur finger in ur throat and puke it all and show ur parents the toilet... DONT FLUSH

I would swallow a razor blade.
You will go to the hospital, but you will miss alot of school.

noooooo, thats too dangerous and painful!! what are you on man?

Nothing Legal.

Lol filed kidinapped? If i saw all that popo on my lawn i would have gone outside flipping! Like you'r school doesn't maybe assume that you were skipping? Man all that popo... I would have been sketched out.