yo mama jokes

After I got done fu*king your mom she was like a car with a bad transmission , suck in reverse.

yo mamma so smart she tried to put the alphabet back together and ended up putting u and i together

your mother is so dumb she thinks to put homebrew on your memory stick is where you make soup at home then you pour it on your memory stick

ha can't beat me , Your mom is like a car, when she overheats she sputters everywhere.

yo mama so stupid she stole sierra mist free.

yo mama is so stupid when she saw a take 5 bar at walmart she took 5 then 25 then 625 then 360625 and so on an so on

yo momma soo stupid she tried to put M&M's in ABC order....

yo mama is so old her breast milk is powdered

lol I know where you got that from. But I wont spoil the fun.
lmfao ---yo mamma is to stupid she turned off the white chicks movie on her TV that was powering her all house.

Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"

ok^lol........ yo momma is such a slut she got more clap than an auditourim. that ok was to malias joke

yo mama is like a bubble gum machine 25 cence to blow

hahaha

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Here is a couple that I like:

Yo mama so fat you need to take a train, 3 busses, a taxi, and ride a scooter for 2 miles, just to get on her good side.

Yo mama so dumb she climbed to the top of a glass wall to see the other side.

Yo mama so stupid her IQ test came back negative.

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so ugly she went to a haunted house and came out with a job application.

Lol I like that last one you got.
Aha! jokes is funny.