yo mama jokes

Yo momma is like a bowling ball, She gets picked up,fingered,Thrown in the gutter, and then comes back for more.

"Hey man, you keep my mama out of this, and I'll keep this out of yo mama"
-such witty friends of mine

ok^........yo mamma sooo fat shes fat bi*ch

LMFAO!!

damn, don;t get me started im literally THE king at this:

1. yo mamma is like a vaccum claner: she sucks, she blows and gets laid in the closet!
2. yo mamma is so desperate, she would go out with mailas!
3. yo mamma is TWICE the man you are!
4. yo mamma is so fat, she joined a fat contest and won first, second AND third!
5. yo mamma is so ugly when she was born, the dorcotr slapped EVERYBODY!
6. yo mamma is so old, her birth certificate says "expired"
7. yo mamma has a krispy kream season pass!
8. yo mamma is like a big mac: full of fat, only worth a buck!

i have much more but o g2g

oh yeah well I fu*ked your mom.... damn burn...no literlially I did

heres a few lol there funny

yo mamas head is soo big she doesnt have dreams she has movies


yo mam is so old her social secruity nnumber is 3

yo mam is soo old she has jesus in her year book

yo mamas lips are soo big she uses deodrent for chap stick

...BURN!!!

LOL puncharger has like the best ones lol!!!! Niiice!

thank you "d lord"

See my jokes original though, after warming your mom up I finally poped the clutch.

Your momma so fat were in her right now lol

Yo mama is so old, she waited tables at the last supper.

Yo mama is so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

Yo mama is so old her phone number is 2.

Yo mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama is so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind.

Yo mama is so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose JIF.

Yo mama is so ugly just after she was born her mom said "What a treasure!" and her dad said "Yeah lets bury it."

Yo mama is so ugly when she goes to the bank, they turn off the survailance cameras.

Yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama is so ugly when she went in the bath the water jumped out.

Sorry guys, I don't feel like putting more up now, but expect more later .

your mom's a hooker

wow, i take it a lot of you guys watch
the show "yo mamma" hahaha

i have b4

Yo mamma's so fat she got three moons in orbit around her...

Yo mamma's got more roll's than a bakery...

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

your momma is so stupid she will stare at a carton of OJ because it says "concentrate"