yo mama jokes

Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:18 pm by doggfoodgangster

lol i edited it.

Yo mamma is so nasty she was kicked out of the red lobster for bringing her own crabs.

Yo momma is like a big mac. full of fat and only worth a buck.

Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:25 pm by PSP_man

i already said the big mac one

Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:34 pm by FireFoxx

lol that big mac one is the best i have heard yet

Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:26 pm by PSP_man

lol
the funniest one i thnk up here is the one i said
which is

yo mamma is like a vaccum: she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet

hahaha

Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:08 am by FireFoxx

yo mamma is the reason there is 3rd world hunger

yo mamma's like a flash light, shes not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of her

yo mamma is the reason the don't let women play in the NFL

Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:23 pm by the_end_is_near

sorry guys but i had to say somethig eventualy... this is completly retarded...

Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:53 pm by im_on_teh_computer

Like yo mama!? Just kidding, but really if you don't think they are funny then why post in this thread?

Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:30 pm by the_end_is_near

point taken bye

Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:40 pm by Mailas

The differrence between yo mama and the universe is 2 pounds.

Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:40 pm by newpspdude

i wanna bring this back cuz its funnyy

YOUR MAMA is so stupid when I came over to her house to watch colored tv she said sorry we got no more crayons

your mama is soo poor i saw her walking down the road kicking a can and i asked her what she doing and she said MOVING!!!!

Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:43 pm by Mailas

Wow good timing, u posted exactly when i did lol.
Yo mamma so tiny, I had her mistaken for my science assignment, THIN AIR.

Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:04 pm by nemesis91101

your mom is like a stamp; i lick her, stick her, and send her on her way

Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:07 pm by Mailas

yo mama is like the sun,
shes big, shes round, and has balls of fire.

Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:36 pm by doggfoodgangster

Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock the ground and missed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.
Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.

I get mine. Yea, son, I get mine.

Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:02 pm by Mailas

Copy cat

Lol the shoot out one is hilarious.
yo mammas so stupid, she went to china and asked a man directions to china town.

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