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Posted:
Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:01 pm
by nemesis91101
your mom is so stupid she asks for price checks at the 99 cent store.
your mom is so ugly she makes blind kids cry.

Posted:
Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:14 pm
by monkeymaximus
A slight variation ive heard from an earlier mentioned one...
Your mother is so fat that when she jumped for joy... she got stuck.

Posted:
Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:16 pm
by Mailas
your mom is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Posted:
Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:56 pm
by nemesis91101
your mom is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
your mom is so stupid she thot 3-6 mafia was a godfather sequal.

Posted:
Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:39 am
by Puncharger
your momma is so dumb she thought cherrios were donut seeds

Posted:
Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:50 pm
by danjo33
lol
puncharger
that joke was so old
u might as well have been telling knock knock jokes
speaking of knock knock
thats what my nuts sounded like on your moms chin
*knock* *knock* *knock*

Posted:
Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:36 pm
by Mailas
you're an oven, when you're mom turns you on, she turns up the heat.

Posted:
Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:38 pm
by danjo33

Posted:
Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:42 pm
by Mailas
you're mom is so fat, the differrence between her and saturn is 2 pounds.

Posted:
Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:53 pm
by danjo33
....that one hurt

Posted:
Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:25 pm
by Puncharger
ur mommma is like a squireel she always has nuts in her mouth
lol

Posted:
Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:02 pm
by danjo33
ITS TRUE!!!!!!!!


Posted:
Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:11 pm
by Puncharger
some of these are really funny


Posted:
Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:24 pm
by .Vault
wow... dig up topics much?

Posted:
Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:29 pm
by Puncharger
so what?
i wanted to see if anyone had anymore to say..?