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yo mama jokes

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:21 pm
by gamecast3
lets post yo mama jokes i shal start off

yo mama is so ugly when she was walking down the street someone yelled i thought michal jackson was in prisin

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:36 pm
by D3ViLsAdvocate
all here we go.... yo mamma sooooo fat she saw a school bus and thought it was a twinkie.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:41 pm
by gamecast3
yo mama is so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing we are family

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:43 pm
by D3ViLsAdvocate
yo mamma is such a slut when she works at the lemonade stand its ten cents a squeeze.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:46 pm
by gamecast3
lol good one

yo mama is so stupid she went to a stupid convention and they said sorry no profesionals

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:46 pm
by Mailas
D3ViLsAdvocate wrote:yo mamma is such a slut when she works at the lemonade stand its ten cents a squeeze.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo mamma is soo retarded that when she f'ed her bf she ate the long thing cuz she thought it was a chocolate bar with yellow chocalate coming out the end.

"im no good at jokes :oops: "

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:48 pm
by D3ViLsAdvocate
ok^........yo mamma sooo fat shes fat bi*ch

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:49 pm
by Mailas
yo mama soo fat shes fat albert....?????lol

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:50 pm
by gamecast3
yo mama is so fat she farted and the earth said i have nos

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:51 pm
by D3ViLsAdvocate
I got an F on my report card for fu*king your mom

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:53 pm
by gamecast3
at least my mom has somthing to f***

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:54 pm
by Mailas
lol.
yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:56 pm
by gamecast3
yo mama is so fat to get her in the door you have to put a twinkie at the other side

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:56 pm
by Mailas
OH OH OH I GOT A GOOD ONE
yo mama's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:58 pm
by gamecast3
yo mama is so poor when she went to burgur king she had to put a burger on layoway