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Post Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:15 pm

Harry Potter Is Desperate for Sex

Harry Potter Is Desperate for Sex 17-year-old Daniel Radcliffe has announced that he wants to have sex with as many of his adoring female fans as possible

From http://news.softpedia.com/news/Harry-Po ... 9296.shtml

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By: Cosmin Turcu, Entertainment News Editor

Daniel appeared in the buff on stage in a recent play, but that did not go well with many parents.

Daniel Radcliffe, the 17-year-old actor that plays Harry Potter, has revealed to the world that he wants to have sex, lots of it, with as many girls as possible, because he is famous and chicks want him. That's basically it. Let's break it down a little.
Daniel Radcliffe was chosen out of tens of thousands of little boys to portray the world's famous Harry Potter in the seven movies of the series. That was seven years ago and he has become a true idol in the hearts of kids worldwide ever since. Now some of his fans have grown with him and they can probably understand the hormones that run through Daniel's brain.

But Daniel keeps forgetting something very important. The adventures of the young wizard are so captivating that kids who are unable to read yet are asking their parents to tell them the story of Harry Potter. And they consider him a role model too. I know that the role model bit is not something he wants, but it comes with the stardom status.

And because small children are watching, you can't go out and shout to the world: "Hey everybody, I'm a horndog! Bring on the girls!"

That being said, let's have a closer look at Daniel's sexual desires. He says that he is 17, which makes him too young to settle down. So he wants to have as many relationships with no strings attached. And he doesn't care about the reasons why the girls want to be with him. It makes no difference to him if they like him or if they like that he's an actor. As long that he's getting some, that's fine with him.

Don't kid yourself Daniel: when you say actor you're only talking about your part as Harry Potter. People don't really know what else you did.

He does have one word of caution for his legion of adoring female fans. They can't call him "Harry" in the sack. If that happens, they're out the back door. However, he indicated that it has never happened to him before.

Hey, everybody is entitled to his own opinion, as I am entitled to mine. I have a question. Is it just me or is Daniel Radcliffe using Harry Potter to get some dirty action? And it's not like he is doing this discretely. Hell no! He is advertising himself to the world. The kid practically said: "I play Harry Potter! To those of you girls that dig me, come right in"!

Really sad...


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Post Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:17 pm

Hahahahahha:
"And because small children are watching, you can't go out and shout to the world: "Hey everybody, I'm a horndog! Bring on the girls!"
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Post Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:17 pm

man, why did u hav to post that pic....all in all thats sad...i dout there many hot chicks that like harry potter enough to do him.
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Post Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:18 pm

Actually the article says lots of girls dig him.
It also says hes done it already.
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Post Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:22 pm

so wat, hes 17 (makes since hes been doing it), i first did it wen i was 14, and i know theres lots of girls but i just dont think theres that many HOT girls that r that loyal to him.
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Post Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:22 pm

Lol nvm.
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Post Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:51 pm

lol trim your bush potter!!! look at that happy trail!
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Post Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:18 am

omg, what the hell? LMAO

I can tell you right now hes not going to get in anyone's pants after that article. I thought he was gay :lol:
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Post Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:10 pm

lol yea, in my mind he will always be a loser. (no affence to any potter fans)
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Post Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:39 pm

You guys hurt my feelings so much i love him he is the best actor in the world.

Lol

You I thought he was gay to lol.
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Post Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:32 pm

Really? - he's straight? ... damn... next we'll hear about Clay Aiken doing the same thing...

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Post Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:45 pm

hahaha, plus what kind of straight guy gets there picture taken with a horse???
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Post Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:52 pm

Well the horse was part of the play and he was sleeping next to the horse (in the play) and a 30 girl old woman comes up to him and starts touching him and they almost have sex on stage lol.
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Post Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:54 pm

.Yunoko wrote:.... woman comes up to him and starts touching him and they almost have sex on stage lol.


STORY OF MY LIFE!

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Post Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:13 pm

OMG i am watching Daniel Radcliffe live on one of the late shows and one of the people watching on stage asked him to get naked and he did and they blocked it out on tv i think this kid is craving more then sex now lol.
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